Episode 40: The Best Lungworm Ever

In this episode: Lilacs, nosey phones, the worst thing of all time, a toothy bachelorette, #Farrahween, old noses, negligent vs. negligible, bubbala, tea parties, tragic Everest traffic, an international Mars partnership, so many planets, Sanskrit, a bunga bunga update, chicken finger drama, and our interview with the best entrepreneur, chief marketing officer and expert meditator ever, Erin Newkirk of Local Crate and Satya!

Episode 39: The Best Skeleton Ever

In this episode: Nespresso magic, trick gifts, sing song greeters and chronic repeaters, plane discomfort, #sexstrike, anathema, a bad day on Wall Street, the sexiest accents, Today in Yiddish, important space research, high school pranks, local skeleton drama, and an amazing panel of reality tv experts!

Episode 37: The Best Rat Ever

In this episode: excessive birthday attention, an ugly Marriott conspiracy, the best quiz show ever, “health oriented” food, don’t mess with #fofty, ignoring Instastories, minuscule paparazzi and circus drama on #RHONY, Camille is awful, Today in Yiddish, Bdé Mká Ská, Everest and Denali news, the best draft pick, royal gifts, various Nellies, gifted rats, more birthday love, and a friendly warning from Chisago County.

Episode 36: The Best Catio Ever

In this episode: Mime jump-roping, as good as it gets, unspeakable reality drama, the crypts are not safe!, scratching an itch, poor poor Tinsley, you can’t take the Kentucky out of the girl on #vanderpumprules, #DragRace, Today in Yiddish, comedians in high places, important UFO news, absurd dress codes, the least stressed state, NFL draft excitement, slapping-as-sport, catios, and our interview with the best holistic internist and cardiologist ever, Dr. Courtney Jordan Baechler.

Episode 35: The Best Brummagem Ever

In this episode: new-fangled swimwear, baby steps, Australian bullying, shedding, brummagem, RHOA reunion grouchiness, RHOBH follow up, breaking Vanderpump news with guest investigative celebrity reporter @denniskwanphoto, Today in Yiddish, Pepsi Deprivation Syndrome, telenovela drama, Instagram appropriation, thoughtful gift giving, fish frying, and our interview with the best audio visual and sound producer ever, Charles Eide!

Episode 34: The Best Snorkel Ever

In this episode: Spring break highlights, bunga bunga parties, Latte the puppy’s big adventure, bad accents, poor punctuation, fingerprints, Lucy Lucy Apple Juice, #RHONY taglines, Dorinda & Melinda, a toad vortex, royal Instagram news, a local standoff, and our interview with the most amazing ER doctor / public health advocate ever, Dr. Dziwe Ntaba!

Episode 33: The Best Belt Ever

In this episode: learning mahjong, inspirational sneezing, Winter is coming, #LeavingNeverland, Gucci belt ubiquity, holding your peace, The Best Quiz Show Ever, unsanitary food delivery, Chicago sinking!, heartwarming used car news, weak sharks, scrunchies making a comeback, Caboodles, and local pillow drama!

Episode 32: The Best Malaphor Ever

In this episode: A brush with fame, hockey hair, college admissions, raspiness, nasty dirty seeds, malaphors, the West Village of suburban Minneapolis, sustainable seafood, surprise pregnancies, the Wyoming surge, #theBachelor, Lucy Lucy Apple Juice, no makeup required, local plow drama, Golden Valley shame, world record pacing,  #MorningsideAfterDark, easy predictions, and our interview with the best cultural PR promoter & curator ever, Rebecca Sorensen! 

Episode 31: The Best Freak Ever

In this episode: Desk zen, twins who are a bit much, jewelry vs. jewlery, Instant Pot magic, The Best Quiz Show Ever, drummer follow up, the worst stars to work with, a turtle miracle, heartwarming news, local lake drama, plus our interview with the amazing Fred Haberman and Phil Mero from Freak Flag Foods.

Episode 30: The Best Nook Ever

In this episode: #Oscars and Gaga drama, the Asian small clawed otter, method tissue acting, inappropriate anxiety responses, I vs. me, the Norske Nook, there’s something new about Kroy, #sisterwives, olds kool rap, new nameless games, renters looking for love in all the wrong (and right!) places, hockey DNA drama, and our interview with the best writer / blogger / advice columnist ever, Nina Badzin!

Episode 29: The Best Saffron Ever

In this episode: solo dancing, Chateau Shereé, hot oil, stage whispers, loud loungers, Cheez-it arson, #RHONJ, #TheBachelor formula, country singers nobody’s ever heard of, no x in especially, anti-vaxxer kids take charge, drinking myths, breaking saffron news, Meghan’s incessant bump-cradling, The Best Quiz Show Ever, the worst best friend ever, and the wrong time to floss.

Episode 28: The Best Shrub Ever

In this episode: Magical vinegar, stealing away, snack heroics, living your best life with foil, grippy socks, bad yearbook decisions, speak for yourself, Amy, reality debates, #millenniallatenessexcuses, real celebrity judges, fancy doctor outfit on #RHONJ, the world’s best, drivel on #theBachelor and vapid bachelorettes, support animal news, romantic gestures, parental consent, Meghan’s friends give her a hand, Danielle accidentally causes local drama, and our interview with the best beverage CEO ever, Scott Dillon of the Twisted Beverage Company!  

Episode 27: The Best Vortex Ever

In this episode: Laughably cold weather, San Francisco sadness, pants-optional meetings, unexpected bar findings, underwater news, cobblestone problems, a very enthusiastic coach spotter, hedgehog warning, hockey heroics, complimentary words, aspirational #peleton ads, au revoir to the Mooch, safety and comfort on #TheBachelor, D list celebrities, and an interview with the best sleep expert ever, Sarah Moe of Sleep Health Specialists! 

Episode 26: The Best Connotation Ever

In this Episode: Leif the spin artist, magical limes, darn that polygamy, Wyoming’s bubonic cat plague, a new world record, MSP bathrooms famous for the right reasons this time, Stassi’s mom is cray, the most exciting Celebrity Big Brother cast ever, Fetty Wap, dumb games on #TheBachelor, the Hyperbole mailbag, denote vs. connote, Walmart parking lot shenanigans, really terrible sports coverage, and middle school drama.

Episode 25: The Best Anecdote Ever

In this episode: cheesecloth confessionals, odd #GoldenGlobes moments, guilty chicken pleasures, Januhairy, an unprofitable business model, anecdote vs. antidote, Minnesota accolades, overfamiliarity in the Bravo Clubhouse, local small dog drama, and our interview with perhaps the most talented PR professional on the planet: Lola Red Founder, Alexis Walsko!

Episode 24: The Best Frizz Ever

In this episode: helpful guest notes, scatology, Venezuelan and South African poise, possibly rigged beauty contests, great hair, mauve, fame beyond measure, apostrophes and plurals, there’s something about Meghan, how do Canadians say they’re sorry, baby bridesmaids and unrelated bridesmaid drama, historical royal news, #RHONY, #BelowDeck, #TopChef, faking it for the new year, a Frenchman in a barrel, and teenage shenanigans. 

Episode 22: The Best Year Ever

In this episode: Invented words, a brush with fame, scatological products, tricky white supremacists, the highest point in Paramus, word of the year, #RHONJ, #RHOD, smooth sailing, ”stoled” phones, the worst trivia ever, electoral syllables, all-powerful Scientologists, something worse than the plague, and local turkey drama.

Episode 22: The Best Bubba Ever

In this episode: space news, ensure vs. insure, a grammar kissing booth, one-upping, half-assing Christmas, a Twitter mystery, challah part II, a #RHOD foam party, loose serial killer lips, a romaine ban, unprofessional photography, royal tension, our favorite quiz to date, and a very important follow-up story.