In this episode: wrong words, Countess Luann, the magic of vinegar, a non-specific best thing ever, cabaret is terrible, resilience, a friendly holiday reminder, today in Yiddish, the Hyperbole mailbag, special guest embedded field reporters Eric Ruppert and Holly Lafferty, terrible jewelry, jumpsuits, avocado crime, weevels, fraudulent medical notes, trick menus, and local emu drama.